Golf quotes

In absolutely no order whatsoever, here are a load of golf related quotes. Only chosen as they amuse me or make an interesting point. Can you spot where they are from or who said them? Answers in the comments!

“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.”

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.”

“I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I’m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.”

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”

“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.”

“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.”

“We learn so many things from golf—how to suffer, for instance.”

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.”

“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.”

“It is nothing or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realise it.”

“The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”

“I have seen many good players attempt shots they should have known were impossible.”

“Forget your opponents; always play against par.”

“As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.”

“Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.”

Know any more good ones? Post in the comments!

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